Kickin' it like a 19 month old.

My holiday in Tasmania

An arvo at the beach.

Houseboat on The Murray

At The Block, Rye

Yuppychino

My Dad was totally pissed off when someone bought me my first baby chino... He sat there sulking, saying "I aint raisin' no yuppy latte-drinking tosser"... but everyone else thought it was funny.

Obsessed Mum

My Mum is so obsessed that she takes photos of me while I sleep.

My hot pregnant Mumma!

My little bro or sis is getting bigger and making Mum's tummy and boobs HUGE!

My mate Lenny has always been a hit with the birds!

Hugh Heffner's Love Child

Tellin' the ladies who's number one!

More...

Swingin' in the breeze.

My Pa.

Random pics... for no particular reason.

First Birthday Pics

Soccer Star at age one!

Mum and Dad call this their "Retirement Plan"... I don't know what that means, but they seem really happy.

My first steps...

Not only can I walk, but I've also got this clapping and animal noises thing down pat.

Helping Pa in the garden

I love my Pa.
Mum & Dad love that Pa comes around and mows the lawn.

Being a kid isn't always fun and games...

Sometimes clean... sometimes dirty.

I'm gonna be a Big Brother!

Here's a 12 week scan of my new baby bro or sis.
He/she's due to pop out in early January.
Finally, I'll have someone to teach all my cool farm animal noises to.

365 Days Old

Here's the invite to my first birthday party.
The party rocked... fairy bread, pass-the-parcel, heaps of cute chicks...
I'm so having a party every year.


Who would have guessed that my Dad would buy me a surfboard for my first birthday?

One at a time girls...



I found the straw more interesting than the goats



I choose to be nude at home

The Jubilee Park Under 2 swim team.


Backyard Bath


Wearing Mum's hat and no pants.


My mates and their hot mums.


My new monkey - Stella.

Nirvana Baby

Big wave surfing training...

My first trip to Sydvegas.

I'm now about the size of a loaf of bread.

Me and my hot Mum.

Getting a little bigger...

Stop with the damn ear hats.



Nude push ups. Check out the guns.



Not happy about the ears.